What's wrong with my head? Or is it your head? Am I just confused? Why am I stuck on you? You're not a fucking puzzle, you're a boy. With a beautiful mind. Get out, please. Let me be. la dolce vita

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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today I went to the middle of nowhere with a boy just so we could sit around and talk about nothing relevant
the-snorlax-cave:

LUIGI OUT
elizabitchtaylor:

honestly one of the most profound things I’ve ever read

Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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maknbacn:

the-vashta-nerada:

bitterempress:

1800’s French Military Uniform

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Today’s Military Uniforms

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where did all the style go

where was the time when you could just

out-fab your opponents

do you really think it’s a good idea to take military advice from the French

REBLOGGING BECAUSE OF EVERYTHING OMFG

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jaimemcd:

dopeydisney132:

Face swap

What did you just

uglypnis:

Inglourious Basterds (2009) dir. Quentin Tarantino

I have a message for Germany.That you are all going to die. And I want you to look deep into the face of the Jew that is going to do it!”

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doxiequeen1:

Added a whole bunch more hydrangea blossoms and filled in the gaps with daisies, and I like it so much more! After removing hot glue strands I added the tulle overlay and I’m quite pleased with it.

Still work left to be done - a waistband, zipper, and seam binding on the bodice. But the tough stuff is over! 

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cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

(via guy)

"Sometimes I wish I could read your mind. But then, I wonder if I could handle the truth."

- The Vow. (via ajeebinsaan)

(Source: disbar, via kmari-e)

sproutlett:

exdaisy:

this hit me hard

this is so clever
visitheworld:

Canoeing on Emerald Lake, Yoho National Park / Canada (by WildBear76).