What's wrong with my head? Or is it your head? Am I just confused? Why am I stuck on you? You're not a fucking puzzle, you're a boy. With a beautiful mind. Get out, please. Let me be. la dolce vita

(Source: jem-love13, via 0riginal)

REALEST zodiac sign stuff

Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites




"I coulda dropped my croissant"



(via hadlez)



this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

if you’re ever curious as to what’s happening behind the scenes at Moxies.. this is pretty much it (that’s also the head chef btw) #havinafuntimeatmoxies

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